At Random
The Problem With The Border
President Trump, no stranger to beauty pageants, is keenly aware of a new contest being held near San Diego.
Tommy Lasorda Cheers Up Dodger Fans
Congratulations to the World Champion Houston Astros!
AR Liquor Holiday Sale
AR Liquor Holiday Sale
A Sign Of The Times—Hat Tip To Nic Gookin
The fog of war around cryptocurrencies seems to be creating some very interesting investment opportunities.
Circus Adoption From Joan Segner
A husband and wife who worked for the circus went to an adoption agency, but the social workers voiced doubts about their suitability.
Happy Birthday To Steve Leuthold!
Our firm’s founder and At Random originator got fed up with damn near everything and became a recluse at his house in Maine. Five months passed before there was a knock on the door.
Mr. Hefner, please, you've only been here a week
Mr. Hefner, please, you've only been here a week
RIP Hugh Hefner
On September 27th, Hugh Hefner shuffled off this mortal coil.
At Random Fall Couples Retreat
Restore your marriage! Rekindle the romance!
At Random Exclusive—iPhone 9 Interview
On September 12th, Apple introduced the iPhone 8 along with the iPhone 10. The announcement, obviously, left some people scratching their heads.
Some Quotes From “Mr. October”
Reggie Jackson’s bravado would not have played very well up here in the land of “quiet dignity.”
The Wise Italian Grandfather From John McGinley
An old Italian man is dying.
Chance Encounter From George Constantine
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman smiling and waving at him.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2017
Monopoly...Belichick style.
NFL Predictions 2017
Do I really think any of those AFC teams can beat New England at home in the playoffs? No, I don’t. But where’s the fun in picking those gosh-darn cheating Patriots?
BratBet.com
"Want to make it interesting?"
2017 At Random All-Name Team
Once again we scoured the 128 FBS and 124 FCS rosters to form the 2017 At Random All-Name Team. We added a lot of fresh names to this year’s list—only four carryovers from 2016.
Some Quotes From Dandy Don Meredith
“Maybe the bathroom lines were too long on his side of the stadium, Howard.”
You’ve Been Juiced!
OJ Simpson has apparently paid his debt to society. This means OJ can finally resume his search for the real killers of his wife and her friend. Leave no stone unturned, OJ! America needs some closure.
Some Relationship Jokes From Dean Spatz
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values...
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