At Random
The Pastor’s Family From Scott Weeldreyer
The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
Friendship From George Constantine
Friendships among women and men are different.
Maybe My Favorite “Ole” Joke From The Archives
Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2018
Gary had mixed feelings...
Adios Swimsuit Competition
Just as Minnesotans were digging through bottom drawers trying to find their gently-used beach attire, our state’s own Gretchen Carlson announced an end to the swimsuit portion of the Miss America pageant.
Do you need a stadium?
Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!
Slayer In Minneapolis
Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.
Baseball Wisdom From Leo “The Lip” Durocher
“I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.”
From The Dusty Archives
I think this joke fits in nicely with the Slayer bit…
The Birds And Bees From Bob Kargenian
Eight-year-old Hunter was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
Navajo Wisdom From George Semb
Lisa was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2018
"And somehow you managed to forget our anniversary..."
The Land Of The Midnight Sun
Millions of Minnesotans have emerged from their dens. They squint and rub their eyes as they adjust to the natural sunlight.
Preston Carnegie-Rothschild III
Dear Sirs of Chemical Bank...
Horton’s, Here’s A Poo!
Frequent readers of this staid and august section have noted our many reports and subsequent commentary on all matters fecal.
Miguel Angel Jimenez Puts It All Into Perspective
Known for his unique stretching routines and bon vivant lifestyle, Spanish golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez might have it all figured out.
From The Dusty Archives...
While seated at the local old tavern, a husband leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern. You leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
Fun At The Airport From George Constantine
A crowded Delta Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Cartoon of the Month - May 2018
Mayfly Financial Planning
Moving Day!
In what was no small undertaking, The Leuthold Group has moved!
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