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Hedonic Treadmills
Introducing the Series 42 treadmill by Hedonic - running in place will never be the same!
Hang A Star On These Calls From Jerry Coleman
He wasn’t called the best color-man in the league for nothing, folks.
Bone Up For 2019’s New Golf Rules
A fella can briefly escape the rigors of family life and political correctness for only $40.
The Italian Mistress From George Constantine
For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
The Morning Briefing From Perk Perkins
A U.S. Army General was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
Take Your Child To Work Day 2050
Can't you just get a human to do this?
Take Your Kids To Work Day!
Mark your calendars, April 26th is the always-entertaining “Take Your Kids To Work Day.”
New Parents...
You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.
Women Get Their Say On Marriage
Sorry I was late. I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
Look What We Found On Craigslist
Seeking Lead Attorney for Difficult Client
Dale Robinson’s #MeToo Moment
The recent flood of sexual abuse and harassment allegations have destroyed many a man. It is, of course, a very serious matter, but once in a while they get out of tune.
The Costco Doctor From Perk Perkins
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”
Cartoon of the Month - March 2018
Burt brings ice dancing passion to Accounts Receivable
Winter Olympics 2018
Some have said this section has been too critical of our U.S. president’s policies and personality.
Super Bowl Visitors Weigh In
We had a snow storm about a week ago, just enough to whiten up the grass. Thanks to my week in Minneapolis, I was able to drive to the office with no issues.
Husbands Contemplate Marriage
Only marriage can turn a missing spatula into an act of war.
Winter Gets Kinda Long In Minnesota
Move over Elton John and Kim Jong-Un, there’s a new Rocket Man in Central Minnesota.
The Sicilian Cow—From Bob Kargenian
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.
Roger And The Blonde—From Dale Robinson
Looking to tie a few on, Roger visited a neighborhood pub.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2018
Minnesota welcomes Super Bowl fans!
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