At Random
Cartoon of the Month - August 2017
PAREV (Phil's At Random Emotional Volatility) Chart
A Little Moaning And The Mooch
A contractor in Corpus Christi became hopelessly stuck in a small service area behind an ATM early last month.
Camp Random - Adult Summer Camp
That’s right, the upper Midwest’s only 35+ adult sleepaway camp has retooled and is once again open for business.
Excremental Values
Well friends, the Gods have smiled on us. We have a news story at the nexus of two of At Random’s favorite topics: abstract art and feces (I suppose some people might argue that the two subjects are one and the same).
Holy Cow, Some Harry Caray Quotes
On mispronouncing player names: “I’ve only been doing this fifty-four years. With a little experience, I might get better.”
From The Dusty Archives
A portfolio manager, an analyst, and a trader went out to play a round of golf...
How Is Noreen? From George Constantine
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
Damn it, Jefferson!
Damn it, Jefferson!
The Tweets, My God, The Tweets
First, start with a statement of dubious or misleading facts.
What is DONTENDITALL XR?
Once-Daily DONTENDITALL XR: Now I'm jumping for JOY!
The Cleanest Dave Attell Jokes I Could Find
Tattoos are cool because they don’t belong on your body, but you put them there to say something about yourself.
Meanwhile, In The Czech Republic...
When you think of nuclear power plants, what comes to mind? Maybe enormous cooling towers, Homer Simpson, and giant panels with blinking knobs?
A Visit To The Nurse From Richard “Perk” Perkins
The nurse entered the examination room, “Mr. Thompson, I understand you’re having some issues with your groin. Please stand up and remove your pants.”
The Old Lady Driver From Tom Weiss
Sitting on the side of the highway, a State Patrol clocks a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2017
Phil celebrates Kitty's second birthday.
Cat Random!
Wow, three years of doing At Random. We’re going to celebrate this fountain of middle age with a special edition. This month’s humor section will be devoted to our furry feline friends!
Worldwide Cats Direct
Worldwide Cats Direct is here to show you that there are thousands of foreign kitties waiting to love you. Browse our profiles, join us on a tour...
Diary Of A Sad Cat From Ze Frank
Dear Diary: My food dish is now only half full. It is obvious that I will soon starve to death. I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel. This may be my last entry.
Rescue The Kitties!
Back by tepid demand… a logic puzzle! Can you tell I’m running out of gas on this cat thing?
A Fancy Feast For Her Husband
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends one day when she said, “Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He’s going to be really ticked if it’s not ready on time.”
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