At Random
Giving Kitty A Bath From Chuck Zender
If kitty ever needs a bath, here’s one method to get the job done. It’s simple, effective, and avoids all dangers of scratches and bites.
Cartoon of the Month - May 2017
How Doug Ramsey comes up with "Chart of the Week" ideas.
Fishing Opener 2017
Get the boat out of storage, restock that tackle box and find a greeting card because it’s the annual Fishing Opener/Mother’s Day face-off up here in Minnesota.
Phil Gets A Letter From Toyota
We here at Toyota like to keep track of how many of our vehicles are still on the road. The State of Minnesota recently notified us that you have renewed the license tabs on your 1995 Toyota Camry for 2018.
The Hazing Of Neil Gorsuch
After more than 20 hours of intense questioning from the Senate Judiciary Committee and a Democratic filibuster, Neil Gorsuch was eventually confirmed to the Supreme Court on April 7th.
Jokes From Another Silver Fox, Steve Martin
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
A Couple Quick Hitters From An Anonymous Source
I went to the VFW last night and saw a woman dancing on a table.
The Bagpiper — From George Constantine
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless veteran.
One From Our Swedish Friend, Niclas Erlandson
A man comes home with a sheep under his arm and says, “Honey, I would like you to meet the pig that I sleep with when you say you have a headache.”
Cartoon of the Month - April 2017
"Apparently, he's been hiding assets for years."
Emmett "Doc" Carson’s Rolling Vasectomy Clinic
Times are tough for the American rancher.
Back In The USSR...
A Moscow petting zoo is making quite a fuss and is considering legal action over the treatment of one of its animals.
NCAA Basketball All-Name Teams
Damn, I really thought this was the Gophers’ year.
Life In The Retirement Home From Bob Kargenian
I’m not going to vouch for the authenticity of this story but I think you’ll get a smile out of it.
Norm MacDonald Reads The News
If you’re a fan of his acerbic wit, read Norm’s pseudo-memoir—Based on a True Story.
Cartoon of the Month - March 2017
"This is our corner now."
Let’s Eat Some Girl Scout Cookies
We are in the thick of Girl Scout Cookie season—and I mean thick (don’t ruin the experience by looking at those nutrition facts).
Phil & Lisa’s Wedding
That’s right, in just a few short months your humble editor will be turning in his amateur status and going pro.
Storytime With Jeff Brooke
Our firm’s founder, Steve Leuthold, was involved in some pretty wild experiences. We’ll plead with him again to chronical some of his adventures.
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