At Random
The Human Cannonball… From Candi Ince
After thirty years of performing, Gino the human cannonball decided to call it a career.
Cartoon of the Month - March 2019
Minnesota Mardi Gras
Mardi Gras 2019
The last four weeks have brought more than three feet of snow and record-low temperatures to this patch of fly-over country.
Some Hardcourt Wisdom From Abe Lemons
Words of wisdom from Abe Lemons
Surviving R. Kraft
In this month’s episode of powerful men behaving badly...
From The Archives… Last Request
After seeing his doctor one morning, a man returns home to his wife.
Engine Trouble... From “Perk” Perkins
Two hours into a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, the captain announced...
Social Security From Scott Weeldreyer
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2019
Phil Segner's Billionaire Divorcee Therapy Group
AR Becomes Part Of The Solution
I was saddened to hear, that after 25 years of marriage in a common property state, Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos were headed for divorce.
Magnolia Boutique
Hi, I’m Marge Gustafson, proprietor of Magnolia Boutique.
The Predictive Power Of Vegetables!
January reminded us that there’s often a fuzzy line between soothsaying and asset management.
Coach Rick Majerus Weighs In
On rumors about being a candidate for a new coaching job...
The Gas Station... From Scott Weeldreyer
A gas station owner in Northern Minnesota was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign.
Sunday Morning... From George Constantine
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie flew to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
From The Archives… The Seatbelt
An old rancher in Montana hates to wear his seatbelt.
Cartoon of the Month - January 2019
President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute worst time to resurface.
Best Of 2018
Well, 2018 is in the books. The market was in the tank. We continued to judge—singing, dancing, baking, cooking, entrepreneurship.
New Parents...
You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.
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