At Random
Shaq Helps Us Start The NBA Season
“As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.”
Fall Logic Puzzle
Back by tepid demand, a logic puzzle!
The Doctor’s Wife
A husband (a successful doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
The Talking Dog... From Scott Opsal
A guy walks into a saloon with a dog under his arm and sets the pup on the bar.
Factory Tour
The president of a firm hired a new manager for their rubber goods factory.
Cartoon of the Month - October 2019
"Juiced baseballs"
A Deluge Of Dingers
Like geology, baseball can be classified in distinct eras—The Dead Ball, Racial Integration, Pitching Dominance, Amphetamines, and Steroids.
Gravis Optical
For 15 years, we’ve outfitted artists, designers, entrepreneurs, and tastemakers with the chunkiest statement frames available.
Earth To Bill “Spaceman” Lee
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.”
Emily Post Weighs In On Mary Jane
In the last twenty years, public perception of pot has gone from felonious gateway drug to miracle health supplement.
The Old Pilot… From Susan Feist
A World War II Spitfire pilot was speaking in a church, reminiscing about his war experiences.
Fair Wages Act
A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis.
Final Exam... From Jeremy Braband
A college history professor reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2019
"Damn it, Jenkins!"
NFL Predictions 2019
After a 17-year hiatus, the rejuvenated Cleveland Browns will advance to the playoffs.
L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
2019 At Random NCAA All-Name Team
Whoa, Nellie! Bust out the cornhole and dust off the beer bong, it’s college football time.
Checking In With Coach Bobby Bowden
"That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words."
Guess The Animal… From Karen Ellison
The kindergarteners gathered around their teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was a cat.
From The Archives
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
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