At Random
Ole’s Deathbed
Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife, Lena, to his side.
Under The Mattress
A mother is cleaning her teenage son’s room when she sees some magazines under his bed.
Ole’s Fingers
Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
Dale Robinson’s #MeToo Moment
The recent flood of sexual abuse and harassment allegations have destroyed many a man. It is, of course, a very serious matter, but once in a while they get out of tune.
Rye Bread... From Bob Kargenian
An 80-year-old man was sitting on a park bench one morning. Another older man, jogging at a brisk pace, stopped next to the bench to stretch.
Cartoon of the Month - March 2020
Fan of the Game!
Take The Timberwolves, Please
It’s that time of year again in the Upper Midwest. Everyone drives a salt-colored car, we start to speculate on our neighbors being alive or dead, and we’re painfully reminded of the regional embarrassment that is the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Lobbyist ABC's
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Tell Us Some Jokes Norm MacDonald...
In World Cup soccer, Mexico defeated Cameroon one to nothing. Or as it’s known in soccer, a blowout.
Let’s Bust Out Some Dolly Parton Quotes
“I was the first one to burn my bra. It took the fire department four days to put out the fire.”
Five Surgeons... From George Constantine
Five surgeons were scrubbing up. One announced to the others, “I’ve got an accountant this afternoon."
The Flagpole… From Candi Ince
Working for the city of Duluth, Sven and Ole were tasked with measuring the height of the flagpole outside of city hall.
Homeowner’s Insurance... From Darrin Homme
Carl and his family returned from vacation to find their house burned to the ground.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2020
Legal Marijuana Now Party!
The Great Political Divide
The 2020 primary season has begun! For our neighbors in Iowa, the circus has already left town.
Lobbyist ABC's
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Christmas In Florida
While you were living within the normal bounds of society, a man in Bradenton, Florida, had what most would describe as a very unpleasant night before Christmas.
Let’s Check In With Sir Charles
I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
Workaholic Husband… From Karen Ellison
A workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by how little time he spent at home.
Dear John... From Dale Robinson
A wife was furious with her husband. He was late coming home again.
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