At Random
Cursing Confession… From Charlie Peters
A parishioner goes to confession. “Forgive me Father, I am ashamed. I was golfing and I screamed the ‘F’ word so loud, the entire course heard it.”
Russian Military Parade... From Jim Paulsen, Ph.D.
Anatoly was watching the May Day parade in Moscow with his friend Yevgeny. He beamed with patriotic fervor as a hundred ultra-modern tanks rumbled through Red Square.
A Final Trip To The Psychiatrist... From Bob Devaney
Summoning the patient into her office, the psychiatrist shot him a radiant smile.
Cartoon of the Month - August 2020
COVID Vacation
Summer Staycation!
One interesting response to the new rules and anxieties has been the pick up in RV sales and rentals. On paper this seems like a very practical, social distancing-friendly solution.
Back to Homeschool Sale!
Feel like you’ve got AOL dial-up again?
Casey Stengel Helps Us Start The Season
On coaching the ‘64 Mets: “Lyndon B. Johnson wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team.”
Time For Another Logic Puzzle
Cindy had horseback riding lessons twice a week and she loved them. Her instructor told her that she had a natural talent for riding.
A Nice Catholic Joke... From Frank Lauterbur
One day a nun was fishing on the pier and caught a huge, strange-looking fish. A man was walking by and said, “Wow, Sister! What a nice Gauddam Fish!”
Another Catholic Joke... From Burt Ingwersen
A Catholic priest, very devoted to his parish, also loved to golf.
A Third Catholic Joke?!? C’mon, Phil!
Three churches were struggling with mouse infestations: a Unitarian, a Presbyterian, and a Catholic.
August 2020 Logic Puzzle Answers
All of the answers lie within.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2020
"To further stimulate liquidity..."
Start The Presses!
Is this cartoon satire or is it a glimpse into our not-too-distant future?
Fiesta Cruises
Celebrate the end of quarantine with 900 new friends!
Let’s Check-In With David Feherty
“One minute you’re bleeding. The next minute you’re hemorrhaging. The next minute you’re painting the Mona Lisa.”
We Need Some Silly News
On June 5th, law enforcement approached a man sitting on a park bench and asked him to produce some identification.
Last Ride On My Harley... From Richard Perkins
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
The Elevator... From Wes Fesler
An old woman boards an elevator in a very lavish department store and is joined by a young lady reeking of perfume.
The Fishing Pier... From Doug Ramsey
A woman is walking her Pomeranian on a Lake Minnetonka fishing pier. The little dog spots something in the water, starts barking wildly, pulling on the leash.
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