At Random
The Armless Patron... From Chun Wang
A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender slid a foaming glass in front of him.
Cartoon of the Month - August 2019
Clothing Optional Beach
Topless In Duluth
Two hours north of Minneapolis, the “rough-around-the-edges” town of Duluth is becoming a little more like the French Riviera this summer.
Thompson and Son
Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!
Pet Sounds Revisited
A pig says “oink.” A cow says “moo.” A horse says “neigh.”
George Will On Baseball
“All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.”
Let’s Stick It To The Lawyers!
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
Spousal Diaries... From Glenn Larson
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2019
Safety first, kids!
Still Have All Your Digits?
Whether you were chasing the kids at the beach or drinking yourself into oblivion in your hammock, we hope you enjoyed your Fourth of July holiday.
AR Liquor Summer Sale!
Your giant ass hasn't mowed the lawn in years. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a cold one.
Norm MacDonald Had Some Jokes
Four of the top-five NFL-draft picks were offensive tackles—which is a great thing to tell your wife as the love drains from her eyes.
Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle
Four friends went on their annual fishing trip this past weekend.
After The Round—From Greg Swenson
Tom was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round. He looked upset.
The Bowl Of Chili—From Darrin Homme
A cowboy walks into a café, sits at the lunch counter and orders a bowl of chili.
A Couple Ole Jokes From the Archives
Ole showed up for work at the plant with two black eyes. His coworker asked him what happened.
Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle [ANSWERS]
Answers to the Fish-Trip Logic Puzzle.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2019
Here's you Beyond Burger...
Beyond Grilling
Ah, summertime! Folksy small-town parades, the crack of the baseball bat and, of course, the smell of meatless meat grilling on the barbeque.
Bundgaard Travel Agency
Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.
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