At Random

At Random scrounges up some political quotes from the archives.

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Several men are in the locker room of a private golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

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A man on his Harley was riding along the California coast when the sky parted and, in a booming voice, God said,  “Because you have been faithful to me, I will grant you one wish.”

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A Polish man went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license and Polish Airways flight 113 was descending for a landing.

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The Pacific Northwest is home to Bigfoot. The Southwest lays claim to the Chupacabra. On a recent trip to Rhinelander, WI, two At Random correspondents were introduced to the Hodag.

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An apocryphal internet story that’s just too timely to pass up.

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I don’t mean to be gross, but the only time it’s good to yell “I have diarrhea” is when you’re playing Scrabble because it’s worth a s—load of points. 

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The most recent installment of the Vikings / Packers rivalry was played last Thursday—the Vikings lost 42-10. Here are a few of the post-game excuses overheard in the Vikings’ locker room.

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Mike and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for 60 years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies.

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While taxiing at La Guardia, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Miami made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727.

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"The Beer Prayer" and "The Drowning Vat"

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These two jokes were submitted to At Random because they are appalling; perfect At Random foder!

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I predict the teams going to the 2014 NFL Playoffs and review the most and least arrested teams in the league.

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