At Random
Sex Mountain?
For a country and religion where sex out of wedlock is taboo, the idea of a mountaintop sex ritual for Muslims in Indonesia may seem unlikely.
Carolers Not Welcome (thanks to my associate, Candi Ince)
A guy posted a very specific note to shoo away pesky carolers this holiday season.
Equitable Outcomes
The City of Minneapolis has set up a new department, The Office of Equitable Outcomes, to which we say, “it’s about damn time.”
Justin Bieber’s Profound Thoughts
At Random asks Justin Bieber for his take on some topics.
Ahoy! A Pirate Joke From John McGinley, Technical Trends
A wealthy business mogul bought a 140 foot yacht. Needing a colorful captain to impress his guests, he put an ad in the paper.
The Irish Daughter From Scott Weeldreyer, First Premier Bank
An Irish daughter had not been home for five years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
Amazon Prime
The Ghosts Of Christmas Past
You may have heard about this movie called “Frozen.” Since storming onto the scene in November 2013, the movie and its songs have permeated youth culture. Everything with the “Frozen” brand is expected to fly off the shelves this Christmas.....
Family Holiday Party Bingo
Your family holiday get together may be the one chance each year that know-it-all cousins, unfiltered grandparents, surly uncles, passive-aggressive aunts, and ingrate nieces and nephews grace you with their presence. At Random’s suggestion to you—grab a large glass of wine and settle in for a nice game of BINGO.
Vladimir Putin’s Match.com Profile
Recently divorced Russian President Vladimir Putin has been enthusiastically exploring the dating scene—most notably, a former Russian gymnast who is half the leader’s age.
Punography From Barry Lazarus
I don’t want to like these puns but I have a hard time not smiling when I read them.
Life Lessons From Larry David
My featured comedian of the month is Larry David.
Investor Christmas
2016 Presidential Race—Place Your Bets
Forget these silly mid-term elections. Our gambling friends in Europe are already taking action on the 2016 Presidential nominations and the overall winner.
Short Market
Alcohol May Have Been A Factor...
Three cheers for Minneapolis—host to the world’s largest gathering of zombies. More than 15,000 soulless corpses limped their way between downtown bars on October 11th (we’re still cleaning up the fake blood).
Those Three Little Words
A group of women was at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands.
Some More Campaign Ads!
We sold some “At Random” space to two political candidates running for Supervisor of Watershed District 6.
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