At Random
One From The Leuthold Archives
After having their 11th child, Ole and Lena decided their family was complete.
Life In The Second Grade
Two Old Timer Jokes From David Kurzman, Friend Of Firm
Warning, you may want to cover your ears and sing "La la la la la la"...
To The Class of 2015...
Highlights from a few of this year's celebrity commencement speeches.
Claude The Hypnotist From Bob Kargenian, TABR Capital Management
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.
Legacy Bricks
For a few hundred dollars, Minnesota Vikings fans can purchase personalized pavers for the new stadium plaza. At Random has obtained a few of the first messages ordered for these “Legacy Bricks.”
The Pickle Factory
Mickey O'Flynn worked in an Irish pickle factory...
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May The 4th Be With You!
This past Monday, the planet Earth celebrated Star Wars Day.
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America...What A Country!
As a society, it seems like we are moving in an obvious direction. The baby-proofing of homes, the concept of secondhand smoke, the banning of Jarts, the proliferation of bike helmets, the use of sunblock and the impending doom for contact sports...the trend has been a safer, maybe less fun, environment.
Fishing Down East From Ed Collins
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor, Maine, man answered his door to find two grim-faced State Troopers.
The Blind Cashier From Bob Kargenian, TABR Capital Management
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. Not being familiar with fishing, she grabs one off the rack and goes over to the counter for assistance.
Let’s Go! While We’re Still Young!
Just ask anyone sitting through the third pitching change of an inning—baseball has a pace of play problem.
Sven And Ole Go On Unemployment
Two Norwegians who worked at the garment factory in Hibbing were laid off.
New Confidence From Pete “Snake” Johnson, Friend Of The Firm
A woman decided to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.
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Circling Sharks From Bob Kargenian, TABR Capital Management
Two Great White Sharks spied the survivors of a sunken ship treading water in the middle of the ocean.
The Incredible Rickey Henderson
Rickey Henderson, the all-time leader in runs scored and stolen bases (50% more than Lou Brock!), was one of the more colorful characters in baseball. Here are a few favorite Rickey stories.
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