At Random
Get Your Ice Cream Here!
Ben Cohen, a co-founder of Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream, expressed his admiration for presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders with the production of a small batch of ice cream.
Wide Left!
The abrupt end to the Vikings’ most recent campaign is just further proof that God does not wear Purple and Gold in the playoffs.
Another At Random Exclusive!
Kate del Castillo—A celebrity has expressed interest in interviewing you. What do you think?
El Chapo Guzman—Damn it. It’s Bono isn’t it? It was just a matter of time.
Aziz Ansari’s Wedding Vows
After observing a sickly sweet exchange of vows at his friend Larry’s wedding, Aziz imagines what an honest ceremony with his girlfriend would look like.
From The Archives—Italian Wedding Night
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin.
At Random Exclusive!
At Random was contacted by several mysterious callers during the month of June. The callers all asked if we’d be interested in conducting a major sports interview. At Random agreed to the terms and, on Monday, we received a call from four-time NBA MVP LeBron James.
Some More Campaign Ads!
We sold some “At Random” space to two political candidates running for Supervisor of Watershed District 6. Larry Stenberg is the incumbent and Dirk Johnson is the challenger.
Winter Driving In The Frozen North
We applaud our safety minded neighbors to the West!
Best Of At Random
As we begin 2016, I think it would be an appropriate time to look back at some of my favorite At Random originals from the past 20 months. Who am I kidding? I want a month off.
And Now, The Challenger
And now, the challenger for Watershed District 6 Supervisor!
Ashley Madison Hack
At Random came across a very interesting profile posted by the Ashley Madison hackers. Were we terribly surprised to see it? No.
Special Advertising Section
Paying the bills...
Special Advertising Section
Are YOU ready for financial freedom? Can you feign enthusiasm for a product with no scientific backing?
Vladimir Putin’s Match.com Profile
At Random has come across this Match.com profile—be careful ladies, this international bad boy may annex your heart!
The Holiday Party From Craig Nicholson
Out of the mouths of babes...
Advice From The Rabbi From John Wiet
A man went to see his Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
Russian Doping Scandal
At Random was contacted by a distressed Russian athlete training for the 2016 Summer Olympics. The athlete was provided this “Frequently Asked Questions” sheet by the Russian Athletic Commission.
Investment By The Wife From Bob Kargenian
She's a saavy investor.
The Wooden Leg From Paula Mikl
After living in Arizona for 10 years, a husband and wife decided to move back home to Minnesota.
At Random: Another Victim Of East Coast Media
Loyal readers of this section will remember At Random’s beef with the Pulitzer committee after getting snubbed earlier this year. Well, another elite, East Coast institution has rubbed us the wrong way.
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