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Investment By The Wife From Bob Kargenian
She's a saavy investor.
The Wooden Leg From Paula Mikl
After living in Arizona for 10 years, a husband and wife decided to move back home to Minnesota.
At Random: Another Victim Of East Coast Media
Loyal readers of this section will remember At Random’s beef with the Pulitzer committee after getting snubbed earlier this year. Well, another elite, East Coast institution has rubbed us the wrong way.
A Few Thoughts From John Oliver
Cell phones, the Titanic, missed opportunities, America and democracy.
Improving The Debates
At Random presents the highlights of Republican and Democrat debate complaints and suggestions.
Waking Up In The Hospital From John McGinley
A man wakes up in a hospital bed bandaged from head to foot and the attending physician goes in to check in on his patient.
Thanksgiving Cartoon
Turkish refugee crisis?
Too Many Facelifts From Emily Dotzenrod
A woman waited patiently in her plastic surgeon’s examination room. The doctor entered and asked, “What would you like to discuss today, Ms. Hawthorne?”
Spice Up Thanksgiving
Another Thanksgiving is upon us. Let’s get people talking this year—have people drive away saying, “That was sure different.”
Leuthold Hippie Portfolio
The Leuthold Group also manages assets for people living a more transcendental lifestyle. If you’re interested in joining this strategy, please contact Moonbeam Ramsey.
Ole Gets Baptized From John McGinley
After a night of very heavy drinking, Ole woke up in the middle of the woods.
Trick or Treating at The Donald's House
"Now, how can I be sure you're all legal citizens?"
From The Dusty Archives
A couple is celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. During the meal, the husband asks, “I’ve got to know, in the 40 years we’ve been married, have you ever cheated on me?”
Let's Eat Some Halloween Candy
As a country, we’re going to spend around $2 billion on Halloween treats this year. Make no mistake, all candy is not created equal.
For Sale By Owner
One of the more marginal properties found in today's hot real estate market.
Arrivederci Yogi Berra
Yogi Berra, the king of unintentional witty remarks and paradoxes, was laid to rest last month.
John Boehner Turns On The Waterworks
The weeping John Boehner interview or press conference is nothing new to us but what exactly sets him off? We’ve put together a continuum of stimuli and their affects on the outgoing Speaker.
Daily Prayer Totals
The Bank Robbery From George Constantine
A masked gunman bursts into a small town bank and orders everyone face down on the floor...
At Random NFL Predictions 2015
Yes, after a three year absence, the Minnesota Vikings will return to the playoffs this season.