At Random
New Debate Rules
Candidate One will have 90 seconds to respond to a question. He or she may not, in any way, directly answer the question. Candidate Two is obligated to take the conversation even further from the original question.
Back To The Confessional
An old man enters the confessional. The priest slides open the partition, waits a few seconds and finally says, “Tell me your sins my son.”
Campaign Ad
Larry Stenberg lost his job as Watershed District 6 Commissioner to Dirk Johnson in the 2014 election. He's aiming to take it back in 2016 by running a clean and respectful campaign.
Psychiatrist And Proctologist From Bob Kargenian
Two best friends completed their medical residencies at the same time. Although they each had a different specialty, they opened a practice together to share office space and personnel.
NFL Predictions 2016
Our annual Leuthold NFL predictions (a.k.a. "the Leuthold kiss of death"). Apologies to our readers in Arizona.
Breeding Bulls From John McGinley
A married couple strolled through the livestock barn at the Minnesota State Fair. They came across the breeding bull exhibit and went up to the first pen.
AR Liquor Fall Sale
A little something for everyone!
2016 At Random All-Name Team
Once again we scoured the 128 FBS rosters to form the 2016 All-Name Team.
Some Quotes From Coach John McKay
John McKay coached the USC Trojans from 1960 to 1975, winning four national championships. He then took over the helm of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers expansion team where he had limited success but many memorable quotes.
Coffee In St. Peter’s Square From George Constantine
Four men are sitting at a small café in St. Peter’s Square chatting over coffee.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2016
Keys To The Game...
A Tour Of Heaven
A woman dies and goes to heaven. Upon her arrival, Saint Peter takes her on a tour.
Learning A Little Anatomy
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Sampson asks her class, “Who can tell me which part of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?”
Rio Olympics
Much like at the beginning of the Republican and Democratic Conventions, people are cringing about the start of the Rio Olympics. And who could blame them?
Ole And Lena From Bob Kargenian
Government surveyors came to Ole’s farm in the early fall and asked if they could get a look at his land. Ole agreed and after the job was complete, they came to find Ole.
Pokémon Go!
We thought we’d throw this year’s major political players into the Pokémon universe. Man, we’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of these characters.
In The Heart Of The Season—Some Gems From Bob Uecker
“In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.”
Tim Kaine, The Best Dad Around
Tim Kaine wanted to make sure your sleepover was all right—oh, and he made nachos, he’ll just leave ‘em on the ping pong table.
The Old, Blind Cowboy From Ed Favreau
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...
Cartoon of the Month - August 2016
2016 Olympic Mascot Rejects
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