At Random
Twitter Weighs In On #Brexit
Downside of #Brexit is global economic collapse but the upside is I just bought a castle.
Sorting Out The Mess In Europe
A little change of pace for At Random this month. Europe needs our help. We offer you a word puzzle—don’t roll your eyes! An Internet search will give you the answer but where’s the fun in that?
From The Archives...
Charles was a shaken man when he came through the door. “I’ve had some terrible news dear,” he told his wife. “The doctor just told me I have only 12 hours to live.”
Cartoon of the Month - July 2016
"Desperate for pitching, the Twins put Timmy Jacobson, a fan from Section 129, on the mound."
The Falling Knife From George Constantine
A technical analyst and a fundamental analyst were chatting about the markets in the kitchen...
So...Your Team Sucks
A winning baseball team does wonderful things for fans. The aura of a bad team, on the other hand, can hang around a city like a stale fart.
Conjoined Twins From Ed Favreau
Conjoined twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on two bar stools.
Tough Love, Leuthold Style
Our ever-alert At Random staff came across a news item reporting the public spanking of eight employees at a rural China bank for poor performance. Herein, we break down the Leuthold Discipline Protocol.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2016
Reading the nutrition labels...
Brave New Medical World
Last month, the first penis transplant in the U.S. was performed. Some might say that this event shouldn’t be the target of snickering or satire. But here at “At Random,” we know that low-brow opportunities like this are few and far between.
To The Class Of 2016...
A collection of celebrity college commencement speech quotes.
Bill Clinton Goes To Heaven (From 1996)
It seems the Pope and Bill Clinton died on the same day. But, under the strain of two such momentous events, God’s programmers blew it, initially sending the Pope to Hell and Clinton to Heaven.
My Own Social Media
An older gentleman with no computer heard about Facebook and Twitter. Frustrated with not being able to make social media friends, he chronicled his own approach while applying the same principles.
The Stowaway From Pete “Snake” Johnson
A despondent young New York woman decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean.
NFL Draft Response Letter
Dear Mr. Segner...We have received your letter, dated February 20, 2016, expressing your desire to enter the NFL Draft scheduled to take place on April 28, 2016.
A Prayer For Dad—From George Constantine
After returning from little Bobby Collins’ First Communion, the entire Collins family sat down for a celebratory brunch.
Talk Derby To Me
Bust out the elaborate hats and the mint julips. The Kentucky Derby, another rite of Spring, is Saturday, May 7th.
More Senior Humor—From Pete “Snake” Johnson
While on night patrol, a police officer noticed a late-model sedan progressing very slowly down the highway.....
Trump Bingo!
Is he America’s straight-shooting, political savior or a perpetually attention-starved, short-fingered vulgarian? Hell, maybe it’s Andy Kaufman in an orange mask.
Love Of Animals—From Ed Faveau
A teacher asked her second grade class, “What do you want out of life?”
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