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Shhh… Be Very Very Quiet… It’s Annual Meeting Season
I have absolutely no idea of the issues involved at this sleepy little bank in northern Illinois but they led to one of the funnier dissenting proxies I have ever seen.
Because We’re In the Midwest...
Ole goes out one day to use the outhouse and he finds Sven there. Sven has his wallet out and he’s throwing money down into the hole of the outhouse.
JOTM: From Deep In The Leuthold Archives
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.
It’s Almost Time For Baseball
It's almost time for baseball!
The Rules Of Cricket
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out.
Flatulent Cows Start Fire At German Dairy Farm
BERLIN (Reuters) - Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.
Yes, They Walk Among Us, Are In Politics, And They Continue To Breed
A Washington, D.C., airport ticket agent who deals with politicians and their aides offers some examples of why the U.S. is in so much trouble!
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Another Intelligence Test
A quick test of intelligence. Don’t Cheat! Because if you do, the test will be no fun. The are no tricks to the test. Read this sentence:
Now count aloud the F’s in the sentence. It is important you count them ONLY ONCE. Do not go back and count them again. (Answer after the fold.)
Don’t Blame Us, Blame Our Contributors...
A man takes his wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works....
Selections From Reddit’s “What’s The Most Intellectual Joke You Know?”
People often accuse me of “stealing others’ jokes,” and being “a plagiarist.” Their words not mine…
Are You Ready For ‘Anti-Social Media?’
“Hell Is Other People” is an experimental Web app that utilizes FourSquare to track check-ins made by friends to determine the best possible routes and areas to avoid them.
20 Completely Ridiculous College Courses Offered At U.S. Universities
Would you like to know what America’s young people are actually learning while they are away at college? It isn’t pretty.
Random Bits Found On The Internet
“Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia” is actually the fear of long words.
Joke of the Month
A Baptist pastor was presenting a children’s sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew ...
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