At Random
Highest Paid Public Employees
The Best Use Of A Kickstarter Project
Joke of the Month
Two Rednecks were sitting around talking over a cold beer.
Compliance Wouldn’t Go For This Today
April 15th...As If You Needed Reminding
The following stories are to officially acknowledge April 15, 2005 Tax Day…..and lighten the subject up a little.
Bad Irish Jokes
In Honor Of St. Patrick’s Day…..Strictly Irish Quotes And Jokes
Post Office Delivery Problems?
Testing the US Postal Service. Apparently, one can mail almost anything and usually it eventually is delivered (“eventually” being the key word here).
Joke of the Month
This was “lifted” from Bob Farrell, Farrell Advisory in Tenafly NJ, and garners the Blue Ribbon for Bob Farrell, a first time winner. Congratulations!!!!
Wisdom From The Animal World
“Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...
Actual Analogies And Metaphors Found In High School Essays
These came in from a friend of ours, and I think one of these students may just have written the novel I recently tried to read.
Joke of the Month
Letter From Camp
Joke of the Month
Evel Knutson, former Leuthold daredevil Norwegian stock trader, gave a lot of thought as to who would receive the coveted ribbon.
Headlines You Just Can't Make Up
There were so many great headlines and stories in June that we barely know where to start.
Divorce Tip
This comes in from Pete “Snake” Johnson down in St. Albans Missouri. It’s a little long, but worth it. Thanks Pete.
Octogenarian Lawn Dispute Turns Vicious
An ex-Marine, 81, was accused of threatening a former Guardsman, 85, with his service-issue machete.
April 2004 Blue Ribbon Winner
The Blue Ribbon goes to first time winner Richard Perkins of Perkins Capital Management, our close neighbor out in Wayzata Minnesota.
St. Patrick's Day...
This month we cleaned out the bank of Irish jokes. If you’re a fan of Irish jokes keep reading. If not, you might want to skip back to the more serious contents of this “At Random” section.
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