At Random
Three Moles
There was a father mole, a mother mole, and a baby mole that lived in a hole not far from a farmhouse. One morning, the father mole poked his head out of the hole and said, “Mmmm, I think I smell sausage cooking!”
Sunday School Christmas
A Sunday school teacher of first graders was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ since the Christmas season only emphasizes his birth.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2021
How many times do I have to explain this?
Municipal Elections Of 2021
We hope you’re enjoying your slight reprieve from the cacophony of the political machine this November. For those of us living and working in Minneapolis, we haven’t been so lucky. A tumultuous 2020 for the city brought forth several new initiatives, new candidates, and a level of passion rarely exhibited in the Upper Midwest
Gregg Popovich, Curmudgeon Of The NBA
On being happy with his team: “I don’t even understand the word ‘happy.’ ‘Happy’ is a stupid word. It really is. It makes no sense.”
A Dustup Over Sprinkles
The holiday baking season is upon us! Kitchens in all corners of the globe will soon be cranking out tons of sugary treats for our insatiable gobs. It turns out that if you’re fortunate enough to live in the United States, you should take a pause from shoveling in the seasonal sweets and reflect on your many wonderful freedoms.
Lonely Fisherman… From Bob Kargenian
The rain was pouring down outside of O’Connor’s Irish Pub near Dublin. There, standing in front of a big puddle outside was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick with a piece of string dangling in the water.
Three Convicts… From Don Faurot
Three convicts escape from jail and are being chased by the police. They turn into a dark alley and spot of bunch of empty potato sacks. Each of the three hides in one.
Two Quick Hits… From Warren Powers
An elderly man wobbled gingerly into an ice-cream shop and ever so carefully climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute and said, “One chocolate sundae, please.”
Cartoon of the Month - October 2021
2021 Scary Costume Ideas
Let’s Break The Cycle!
We’re about to pull the pin on another holiday eating season. It’s a shame that in just two short months we reverse any healthy gains we’ve made in the past ten months.
Sprewellodone XR
I'm going to be just fine!
Let’s Check In With The Big Tuna
“If you want to spend $18,000 you can break curfew. And if it’s worth it, take me with you.”
A Spooky Story For October
Dark forces seem to be adopting modern technology. According to Stephen Rossetti—priest, psychologist, and educator—evil demons are now sending threatening text messages to taunt their victims, families, and anyone trying to intervene.
Guest Lecturer… From Jeff Leadholm
A visiting professor at the University of Wisconsin was giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his large audience, he asked, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 70 students raised their hands.
A Day At The Races
A group of third, fourth, and fifth graders went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
The Big Date
A young fella goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready, so he has to sit in the living room and make small talk with her parents.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2021
"This is going to be harder than we thought."
NFL Predictions 2021
My deepest apologies to our readers in the “Queen City” for giving their beloved Bills the 2021 Leuthold Kiss of Death.
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