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It’s Back To Office Time (maybe)!
This high quality chalkboard sign is the perfect way to capture your office worker’s important milestones!
Buddy Ryan Kicks Off The NFL Season
“If you listen to the fans, you'll be sitting up there with them.”
All Name Team
It looks like our college football stadiums will once again be packed with fans this fall. Well… maybe half-capacity would be a reasonable goal for our local Gopher team.
Ole And Lena… From Richard Perkins
Ole was out in his pasture when he took a lightning-quick kick from a cow right in his crotch.
Golfing Buddies… From Ray Morrison
It’s pouring rain and two longtime golf buddies are standing on the sixth tee box overlooking a lake.
The Flowers… From Bill Edwards
A small bank is opening a new branch and one of the owners’ friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion.
The Naughty Town… From Steve Sloan
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish who were seeking forgiveness for adultery. During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses adultery, I’ll quit.”
Cartoon of the Month - August 2021
The 50K Race Walk
The Summer Olympics
The Olympic games will come to an end this weekend, with the closing ceremonies playing to yet another mostly empty stadium. We were treated to some pretty amazing performances, drama, and the Twin Cities seemed to be very well represented. But the time difference, the sterile environment, and the whole “should we really be doing this” feeling made these games kind of a clunker.
ATTENTION! Your favorite channel may soon be off the air!
Negotiations have stalled between AT RANDOM NETWORK and most major cable and satellite providers...
Steve Spurrier Talked A Lot Of Trash
When asked about the fire at the Auburn football dorm that burned 20 books: “The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.”
Housing Market-Heat Check
The housing market is hotter than a two-dollar pistol in many parts of the country—especially the Mountain West. It might be a difficult exercise, but let’s try to imagine a house that would be a hard sell in today’s market.
In The Garden... From Ed Walker
There was a woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden, but no matter what she did, she couldn’t get her tomatoes to ripen.
Flight Delay… From Ken Cooper
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around, and returned to the gate. After a two-hour wait, the plane finally took off.
Men Of The Cloth… From Bill Brewer
A minister and a rabbi are best friends. One hot summer day, they decide to go skinny dipping in a lake, when two buses pull up.
A Classic From The Archives
Ole was on his deathbed with Lena at his side. “Lena, ven I’m gone, I vant you to marry Sven Svenson.”
Citizenship Test
We the people, of the At Random Department, would like to congratulate our newest American citizens who were sworn in at ceremonies around the country on Independence Day. These folks had to fill out reams of bureaucratic paperwork, pay thousands of dollars in legal fees, submit to a biometrics scan, pass an English proficiency test and wait and wait… and wait.
AR Autos Freakshow
New cars are in short supply and used car prices are going through the roof! If you need a car, these are your ONLY options.
We Check In With Chi-Chi Rodriguez
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
The War On Drugs
Shelby Houlihan, the middle-distance runner who holds two American records, has been banned from competing in the next two Olympic games after testing positive for the steroid nandrolone. Houlihan, who claims to have never purposefully used a banned substance, has retraced her steps to a Mexican food truck as a source for the positive test.
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