At Random
Al McGuire Leads Us Into March
“My rule was I wouldn’t recruit a kid if he had nice grass in front of his house. That’s not my world. My world has a cracked sidewalk.”
Back At The Gym
An older man decided to finally get back in shape and try to recapture some of the vigor of his youth. He joined a gym.
The New Cook
A seasoned sailor finds himself as the cook on a ship that has just set off on a voyage. He does a quick survey of the kitchen.
Those Dirty Dogs
A good Samaritan who frequently fostered stray dogs had recently taken in a female. Over the course of the next few days, it was painfully obvious that the dog was in heat.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2023
Gary's 180 from Dry January
Adios Dry January!
Congratulations to those of you who made it through the month of January without a drop of alcohol! Although the measure of the feat, in my opinion, should be judged on the geography of the participant.
Gift Neutral Society of America
As a member, you’ll receive this GNS card stating that you’re a grown adult and, if you want something, you can buy it yourself.
Sir Charles Is Downright Turrible
“Both of y’all are going to hell for that. Y’all are going to hell with a first-class ticket."
We Try ChatGPT
For the last few months, ChatGPT—the artificial intelligence chatbot—has been a hot topic of discussion. The free service’s abilities are quite impressive.
At The Auction
“I’ve just been informed that this gentleman has lost his wallet."
A Woman In Need
A wife came home early from work and found her husband in bed with a very attractive young woman.
Meeting The New CO
In the greatest days of the British Empire, a new Commanding Officer was sent to a remote African outpost to relieve the retiring Colonel.
Cartoon of the Month - January 2023
"Give me $300 on Denver..."
Best of 2022
2022 is in the books! Asset classes of every sort took it on the chin as the worst inflation in a generation lingered like a fart in a hot car. But it wasn’t all bad, right?
Come back downtown… Please?
Hi, I’m Carl Jensen, President of the Downtown Council. I’m here to remind you that Downtown is ready and waiting for you to return!
When It's Enough Already...
From the makers of Children’s Ether comes the soothing aroma of Extra Strength Children’s Chloroform.
Practical Skills for Financial Service Professionals
You’ve dedicated your life to money management. Years of intense studying and work experience have narrowed the focus of your skill set. Your friends and family may have a vague idea of what you do at work, but they certainly know you’re not very useful when it comes to practical, real-world skills.
DPRK Pickleball Circuit
This Summer, the world’s elite Pickleball players converge on the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to battle for the richest purse in the sport’s history.
Two Small Children
Do you suffer from bouts of severe anxiety? Are the threats of nuclear war, climate change, and new COVID variants too much to handle? Finally, a new treatment is available—ask your doctor if "Two Small Children" are right for you.
Cartoon of the Month - December 2022
"Man, a drink would really help..."
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