At Random
Whose Cocaine Is This?
One bag of cocaine, six suspects. Who left their drugs in the White House?
Red, White & Blue Telethon
Show your patriotism and be a champion for the greatest government the world has ever known!
You're MAD!
Who will feel the wrath for all these transgressions?
On Store Shelves Now!
In 2024, there is no room for nuance!
Roger Calls It Quits
At Random’s beloved cartoonist and all around swell guy, Roger Peters, is retiring at the end of the year. Efforts to bribe, guilt, and threaten him into retaining his illustrative duties have so far proven unsuccessful.
Tale of the Tape
Just when you thought it was safe to sit down at Holiday dinner...
2023 Holiday Bingo!
It’s that time of year! Shake out that sweater your wife makes you wear for the seasonal holiday-party circuit.
Quick Thinking Clerk
A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
On The Farm—From Bob Kargenian
One day in class, the teacher calls on little Johnny to tell a story with a moral.
One Of Roger’s Favorites
Ole was on his deathbed with Lena, his wife of 52 years, by his side.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2023
"Hey, wait a second..."
Get Your Flu Shot!
The Flu season is here! No household knows this better than my very own.
Frank Tanner, Toddler Negotiator
As an FBI Crisis Negotiator, I spent 30 years trying to bend the will of violent psychopaths, murderous madmen, and lunatics that just wanted to see the world burn.
Mike McDaniel Quotes
To start a press conference: “I’m truly excited to be here. I’m equally excited for you guys to take in just how physically imposing I am.”
Logic Puzzle Time!
One fine fall day in Minnesota, Roger Peters noticed all the blowing leaves in his neighborhood. Perpetually short on cash, he decided to turn this into a business opportunity.
Getting Some Work Done
A woman waited patiently in her plastic surgeon’s examination room. The doctor entered and asked, “What would you like to discuss today, Ms. Hawthorne?”
Cartoon of the Month - October 2023
Target Field: 2023 MLB Playoffs
Twins In The Playoffs
This season, our Minnesota Twins clawed and scratched their way to the top of the garbage heap that is the American League Central Division.
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